Enchantment
Whenever
a
creature
deals
damage
to
a
player,
that
player
may
say
"Ow"
once
for
each
permanent
named
Ow.
If
the
player
doesn't,
this
enchantment
deals
1
damage
to
them.
Have you ever noticed how some flavor text has no relevance whatsoever to the card it's on?
