Sorcery
Choose
one
—
•
Destroy
target
artifact.
•
Roll
a
six-sided
die.
When
you
do,
Slight
Malfunction
deals
1
damage
to
each
of
up
to
X
target
creatures,
where
X
is
the
result.
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