Creature — Donkey Shaman
This
creature
gets
+2/+2
and
has
trample
as
long
as
you're
eating.
(Gum
isn't
food.
We
checked.)
Our lawyers say no matter how funny it would be, we can't encourage players to eat the cards. Hear that? Whatever you do, *don't* eat the delicious cards.
2 / 3.5
